Fashion Police

You call this a good time? No! I dont think so sweetie. First of all you have thunder thigh's , That tube top is to damn tight , Those nails are so last year , Your shoe's are cheap , You have your ass out like your tarzan's bitch and Your hair look's like two goats shitted on a plate. I understand your trying to have a good time but there is a difference between CLASSY and TRASHY and you my friend are TRASHY. No decent man will want you if you dont get your act together sister , Keep it cute or put it on mute.


This has been Fashion Police with Kristina Wilson , stay tuned for more fashion mishaps.

That was surprisingly enjoyable to read.

wtf?

iiScarletRose wrote:
No decent man will want you if you dont get your act together sister , Keep it cute or put it on mute.

Speaking as an almost decent man, and on behalf of (most) men out there, I feel I must modify this statement slightly:

"No decent man will want [ TO KEEP YOU ] you if you dont get your act together sister ..."






Having said that, I am in harmonious agreement with Special Fashion Agent Scar on this one, where "good times" could not possibly ensue before the subject was gagged and bound hand and foot to my punishment bench; I assure you additional corrections would be administered for the superfluous trashiness.

Hey, I did that girl last ni-- I mean, uuh .... I AGREE. >.>;

[quote="BBG"]

iiScarletRose wrote:
No decent man will want you if you dont get your act together sister , Keep it cute or put it on mute.

Speaking as an almost decent man, and on behalf of (most) men out there, I feel I must modify this statement slightly:

"No decent man will want [ TO KEEP YOU ] you if you dont get your act together sister ..."

Actually I think my statement is pretty dead on. If your out at a club and a decent guy see's you acting like this you wont have to worry about him wanting [ TO KEEP YOU ] cause if see's you acting like a skunk bag he wont [ WANT YOU ] in the first place

That was so awesome!!! More fashion police pls

iiScarletRose wrote:
Actually I think my statement is pretty dead on. If your out at a club and a decent guy see's you acting like this you wont have to worry about him wanting [ TO KEEP YOU ] cause if see's you acting like a skunk bag he wont [ WANT YOU ] in the first place

Women seem to have a common misconception about the opposite sex, in that we'll fack anything that moves.
I would rebuff this by stating movement is not necessary.




On a personal note, I was insinuating that, while I found the subject of discussion to indeed be reprehensibly trashy and would
not touch her with a ten foot pole, I would definitely consider whacking it with a 2-pound paddle. Or flogger. Well, and flogger.

BBG wrote:On a personal note, I was insinuating that, while I found the subject of discussion to indeed be reprehensibly trashy and would
not touch her with a ten foot pole, I would definitely consider whacking it with a 2-pound paddle. Or flogger. Well, and flogger.

Playing 'gotta catch'em all' with STDs eh?

Zyppora wrote:

BBG wrote:On a personal note, I was insinuating that, while I found the subject of discussion to indeed be reprehensibly trashy and would
not touch her with a ten foot pole, I would definitely consider whacking it with a 2-pound paddle. Or flogger. Well, and flogger.

Playing 'gotta catch'em all' with STDs eh?

Not touching Zypper *shudders*







playing life-sized whack a mole.

awwww i couldnt see the pic but fashion police is some show with jonah rivers were she bitches about cerlebirtys and whut they wear

uhmm... strange scarlet

Be quiet dub *_*