GRAVAYYYYYY

There is a time in some toon's life that happens when they hit lvl 120.... That hasnt happened yet, Im only 107 (BUT [Listen up this is important] I gained 5 lvls 1st day of exp event) so i thought i'd post this because im lvling like a brick shit house.

Gravytrain soon to be r6 voker asking for transfer to main guild from jrs. I dropped jrs tuesday! So its free huntin week if you can find meh.

I know everyone on ts, some off of ts, i steal beast's genie cards, and i kill Salman's s3 WD on occasion. Now for the guild to decide if my sarcastic ass is let into main guild. Heh heh heh Giggity giggity goo.
Oh and i dont know DaenV so his decision doesnt count.


PS: Im buying yes vote

No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

That was the best thing I've ever read, ever.

Daen im sorry i took your innocence. I told you i was going to grape you and i kept my promise, you thought i was a liar..... BUT I NEVER LIE!!!!! Your monologue has power over no one!

Daen stop living in the past and look towards the future.... the radiator is waiting for me to grape you apon

I vote yes. So far I've partied with Gravy quite a few times in one day. He was even rather polite.. I was shocked! Great player though.

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

Well isn't this a delicious little news bite

And, me thinks you altered Major's quote slightly

Sorry Daen but:

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

Inconspicuous colloquialism. Zyp's posse of nekos approves.

u know ill just go with daen


dakota is just not main guild material

no smartass comment for u dakota sorry

I know him and hes a cool guy , so I say yes

I'll go with Daen aswell, we mages have to keep together.

If this assclown gets in, i would look for the oppurtunity to make Elite9's and pk his ass 24/7

Hope u love me Daen

Its time to strap my boots on, it the perfect day to get pk'd, wipe the blood off my pixels.
In this life there's no surrender, there's nothing left for me to do, I find the strength to see this through.
I am the one that'll never be broken. I'll /pkon to my death, or to my last breath, im an evoker. AN EVOKER!
I am the one that wont go unspoken, i will not sleep, im no motha fuckin sheep. IM AN EVOKER!!!

You cant delete me, so you'll just have to face me.... Daen you're goin down! Not even hell can protect you for i shall find you, pak you, tie you up to the radiator, and GRAPE YOU!!!!! Surprise butt sex. Daen im coming for you, im bringing an army of pixels, and i wont rest till you taste the ketchup on the dungeon floor of TOLS, Hori field, TOA, and maybe even M1. This is my final stand and forever i shall be remembered as Gravytrain the Daen slayer.

Oh but Daen for real thanks, you've been great help to me the 1st 120 lvls... now say yes, im paying Civic by the hour for you. Come at me bro

CivicPower wrote:I'll go with Daen aswell, we mages have to keep together.

If this assclown gets in, i would look for the oppurtunity to make Elite9's and pk his ass 24/7

Hope u love me Daen

XD Civic 2 gud, 2 gud indeed.

I vote No. to this maniac......he is soo mean...he...forced me...to take my...pants off,...in front of him.... *crying*

so i got all yes votes. Im good to go... like that thing from taco bell

You know what? I love you guys

Daeshala wrote:You know what? I love you guys

*Wipes a single tear from left eye*

This is the best thing I have ever been told in my entire life. Excuse me while I go blog about it.

Daen i hoped you screen shotted that then photo shopped out guys... Cause that's your claim to fame there.

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Dat baddie spam

Dude we were laughing our asses off.

I wanna have sex with that baddie-spam, it was so god damn sexeh <3

i was doin those baddie spams between rez scrolls and bp rez XD. Rez, heal, ENTER BADDIE SPAM!!!!

FOCUS PEOPLE!
Back to topic, remember what happened last app spam for Saya?? We got raped by big ass Mike when he deleted all the spam....

Now, as I told Chester you can have my vote ONLY if u pt with me. Thankly my CM is around your lvl, so grab me a pm and let's get rolling

Damn, badie trollz, get a freaking life.... DaenV u is noob....