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Post  ChesterMcClain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:36 am

There is a time in some toon's life that happens when they hit lvl 120.... That hasnt happened yet, Im only 107 (BUT [Listen up this is important] I gained 5 lvls 1st day of exp event) so i thought i'd post this because im lvling like a brick shit house.

Gravytrain soon to be r6 voker asking for transfer to main guild from jrs. I dropped jrs tuesday! So its free huntin week if you can find meh.

I know everyone on ts, some off of ts, i steal beast's genie cards, and i kill Salman's s3 WD on occasion. Now for the guild to decide if my sarcastic ass is let into main guild. Heh heh heh Giggity giggity goo.
Oh and i dont know DaenV so his decision doesnt count.


PS: Im buying yes vote lol!
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Post  DaenV on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:46 am

No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

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Post  Shaja on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:31 am

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.



That was the best thing I've ever read, ever.

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Post  ChesterMcClain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:57 am

Daen im sorry i took your innocence. I told you i was going to grape you and i kept my promise, you thought i was a liar..... BUT I NEVER LIE!!!!! Your monologue has power over no one!

Daen stop living in the past and look towards the future.... the radiator is waiting for me to grape you apon


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Post  SusieHarlow on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:01 am

I vote yes. So far I've partied with Gravy quite a few times in one day. He was even rather polite.. I was shocked! Great player though. Smile

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Post  xROMULUSx on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:27 am

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

Well isn't this a delicious little news bite Very Happy

And, me thinks you altered Major's quote slightly Razz

Sorry Daen but:
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Post  Zyppora on Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:19 pm

DaenV wrote:No. Let me explain...

Before I met Dakota, I was an innocent little boy, unbeknownst to me however, this short lived innocence would be stripped from me by this vile individual. His maniacal and manipulative hand indoctrinated me in a fashion analogous to that of the Hitler youth. I am now a licentious and crass individual. Similar to Keynesian economics, this private adaptation has metastasized and is now affecting Tortus on a macro-personal level. My uncontrollable, contemptible trolling knows no bounds. I slaughter the innocent lowbies as they venture to places unknown. Ninesigns join my plea.

As I lay in my solitude at night, I cannot help but weep at my loss of purity, the burden imposed upon me by this iniquitous and nefarious person is rapidly degrading the only shreds of personal autonomy that I cling to. I am now forced to stare down at my insidious hands, while I lust for another man (Zoo my love - Back off Roxas). It is to late for me now.

I beg all of you to join me in my plight against this individual.

I have exposed my inner most humiliating secret in an attempt to forewarn you of the inherent issues associated with this heinous person. I ask that you hear my call, join me in my fight against Dakota and his ignominious shenanigans. I call you, Ninesigns, the reincarnations of the mighty Spartans, to join me in my fight against the tyrannical reign of this abhorred scumbag. Let us rise up against the injustice! Bring forth your might with a magnitude greater than the power of 1,000 suns! LET US STOP THE SPREAD OF FEAR AND OPPRESSION AMONGST THE PROLETARIATS OF RAPPELZ. RISE UP AGAINST BIG BROTHER DAKOTA AND HIS ODIOUS AUTOCRACY!

Comrades, it is now your chance to be heard, do not throw away this opportunity, your guild and your server need you to take charge.

I will leave you with this statement of Father MajorCox the Wise:

MajorCox wrote: If this ass clown - dick sucking - poo smearing - cum drinking fuck gets in I will cry into the arms of a beautiful, handsome man by the name of DaenV

Please. Do your server right, vote no on proposition 24.

Inconspicuous colloquialism. Zyp's posse of nekos approves.
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Post  SoulRest on Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:39 pm

u know ill just go with daen


dakota is just not main guild material

no smartass comment for u dakota sorry

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Post  iiScarletRose on Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:42 pm

I know him and hes a cool guy , so I say yes Very Happy
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Post  CivicPower on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:00 am

I'll go with Daen aswell, we mages have to keep together.

If this assclown gets in, i would look for the oppurtunity to make Elite9's and pk his ass 24/7 Very Happy

Hope u love me Daen Very Happy
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Post  ChesterMcClain on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:46 am

Its time to strap my boots on, it the perfect day to get pk'd, wipe the blood off my pixels.
In this life there's no surrender, there's nothing left for me to do, I find the strength to see this through.
I am the one that'll never be broken. I'll /pkon to my death, or to my last breath, im an evoker. AN EVOKER!
I am the one that wont go unspoken, i will not sleep, im no motha fuckin sheep. IM AN EVOKER!!!

You cant delete me, so you'll just have to face me.... Daen you're goin down! Not even hell can protect you for i shall find you, pak you, tie you up to the radiator, and GRAPE YOU!!!!! Surprise butt sex. Daen im coming for you, im bringing an army of pixels, and i wont rest till you taste the ketchup on the dungeon floor of TOLS, Hori field, TOA, and maybe even M1. This is my final stand and forever i shall be remembered as Gravytrain the Daen slayer.

Oh but Daen for real thanks, you've been great help to me the 1st 120 lvls... now say yes, im paying Civic by the hour for you. Come at me bro
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Post  DaenV on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:55 am

CivicPower wrote:I'll go with Daen aswell, we mages have to keep together.

If this assclown gets in, i would look for the oppurtunity to make Elite9's and pk his ass 24/7 Very Happy

Hope u love me Daen Very Happy

XD Civic 2 gud, 2 gud indeed.

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Post  ChesterMcClain on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:58 am

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Post  UnderworldHedes on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:13 pm

I vote No. to this maniac......he is soo mean...he...forced me...to take my...pants off,...in front of him.... *crying*
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Post  ChesterMcClain on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:45 pm

so i got all yes votes. Im good to go... like that thing from taco bell
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Post  Daeshala on Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:21 am

You know what? I love you guys I love you

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Post  DaenV on Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:10 am

Daeshala wrote:You know what? I love you guys I love you

*Wipes a single tear from left eye*

This is the best thing I have ever been told in my entire life. Excuse me while I go blog about it.

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Post  ChesterMcClain on Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:28 am

Daen i hoped you screen shotted that then photo shopped out guys... Cause that's your claim to fame there.
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Post  ChesterMcClain on Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:54 am

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Post  ChesterMcClain on Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:26 am


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Post  DaenV on Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:21 am

Dat baddie spam

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Post  ChesterMcClain on Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:42 am

Dude we were laughing our asses off.
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Post  MyAxeRockz on Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:55 am

I wanna have sex with that baddie-spam, it was so god damn sexeh <3
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Post  ChesterMcClain on Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:08 am

i was doin those baddie spams between rez scrolls and bp rez XD. Rez, heal, ENTER BADDIE SPAM!!!!
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Post  Maeven on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:12 am

FOCUS PEOPLE!
Back to topic, remember what happened last app spam for Saya?? We got raped by big ass Mike when he deleted all the spam....

Now, as I told Chester you can have my vote ONLY if u pt with me. Thankly my CM is around your lvl, so grab me a pm and let's get rolling Smile

Damn, badie trollz, get a freaking life.... DaenV u is noob.... Sleep
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