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LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  oxymnya on Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:08 am

Recently I have recived an email for someone with wierd guy saying I have 13,7m USD at some bank account or some shit... Here is first email:

CHAHL & CO.
14 Lorong Abu Siti,
penang, Malaysia.

Dear,

I am Barrister Sadu Chahl, personal attorney to late Mr. Matteo Zelić , a foreign client of mine, who died as a result of heart-related condition on the 10th July, 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Air Flight Crash.

I have contacted you to assist in getting the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at 13.7 million United States Dollars is lodged. The bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible to indicate your interest.

Best Regards,
Barrister Sadu Chahl

So I send him back:

Are you sure?

And I got an answer:

Dear Igor Zelić,

How are you and your family doing today?. I want to thank you so much for your response to my proposition. Kindly provide your private contact number to help us bridge the communication gap. You can reach me on the phone number at the bottom of this email.

I put it to you that this is not a child's play or a joke in any way therefore you have nothing to worry about in this transaction. All I need now is your co-operation and the confidentiality of this venture shall be our motto for us to bring this project to a perfect conclusion.

My late client migrated from Malta to my country in early 80's. You might not be related to my late client biologically, but I am contacting you based on the fact that you share the same last name with my late client which is the key to this transaction so it will be very easy to file in your name as the NEXT OF KIN to my late client. It is a matter of urgency because if this fund is not claimed the bank will confiscate it.

I found your name on a research which took almost two months before finally you were discovered that you share the same name with my late client. However, I must assure you that this transaction is safe and all modalities are in place to ensure that this is done in a legitimate way without a single breach of law. I will represent you here in Malaysia at the court of law as your Attorney. In my next email I will send you an Affidavit form which you shall fill and send it back to enable me proceed to the high court for the relevant documents that will back us up in this transaction. Based on your maximum co-operation, we will finalize this transaction in no distant time. As soon as the money hits your account I will fly down to your country to meet up with you.

I shall pursue this matter with urgency and make sure that this Fund (USD13.7 million) be remitted to you as soon as possible.

All documents relating to this transaction will be given to you as we progress. You shall receive 45% for your assistance, While 55% shall be mine. But please you know I trust you now with all my heart, as soon as this Money hits your account don't betray me. So let trust and honesty be our watch word.

Again I guarantee that all is under control and you have nothing to worry about, just grant to me your full co-operation and keep this transaction very close at heart while I wait for your response.

Best Regards,
Barrister Sadu Chahl
0060166074756


ps No I didnt give him my private number, just some bullshit number

Answer to email is this:

So why dont you call me so we can arrange everything?
LMAO

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Re: LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  DaenV on Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:40 am

So, did you call him yet?

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Post  Zverca on Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:41 am

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Re: LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  Hukuri on Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:50 am

Another spam , but this might end with stealing things about you , so delete it , and add the person to the spam , and normally , dont reply on those messages , it's waste of the time to read it tho Razz

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Post  Zyppora on Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:27 am

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Re: LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  Mystic on Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:37 pm

have him call a 976-Big-Tits or some other tele porn number lol
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Re: LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  DaenV on Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:44 pm

Mystic wrote:have him call a 976-Big-Tits or some other tele porn number lol

*Wonders how Mystic has this number stored in his memory bank*

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Re: LoL I am big time now... or not!

Post  oxymnya on Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:36 am

Yea Zyp i know it's a scam, didnt expect for someone just google me to fuck out so I get a freaking 13m USD Very Happy Not saying I wouldnt press like button if someone do that but...

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